Don’t rush out for an iPhone (really)

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(Updated 6/21) With the release of the undeniably super-cool iPhone just around the corner, I have a plea for gadgetistas everywhere: Please don’t camp out, queue up or generally make a fool of yourself on the evening news in front of an AT&T wireless store next week. Like I’ve said over and over, there’s no reason to rush out and be the first on your block to experience the snafus and annoyances of brand new hardware or software. I am NOT predicting here that the iPhone will be flop. Au contrare. In fact, I’m sure it will be a huge, huge hit. But that’s not a reason to rush out and buy one. Why wait?

1. We don’t actually know all the capabilities and limitations of the phone and the AT&T service plans it will come with. Just think of all the confusion that followed the famous “Calamari” television ad. Some people assumed that because the phone pulled up a local map with seafood restaurants that it includes GPS capability. Turns out the phone has no GPS. It could be using a cruder technique related to cell phone tower locations, it could be a location preference set by the user, something else transmitted by AT&T’s network or who knows. How well it works is an open question. There will be reviews but first-takes are often way off base as the worst problems — or even best features — of a new products aren’t always obvious to jaded reviewers who’ve tested a million different things in the past year.

2. All 1.0 versions have bugs, hiccups and design flaws. I’m the guy who bought the original redesigned Saab in 1994 and I can tell you there were more than a few quirks. The electrical system in particular was a source of blow-outs and freaky problems for the years. For an updated model a few years later, Saab bragged about hundreds of tweaks and improvements. It needed them. The iPhone is a wholly new piece of hardware. Version 1.1 or even 2.0 might be a much better executed device.

3. If you are not already an AT&T (formerly Cingular) mobile customer, take a deep breath and calm down. AT&T’s network coverage has stronger and weaker areas around the country relative to competitors. here in the Boston area, Verizon’s coverage is considerably better. And the broadband side of the equation multiples this concern a hundredfold. Verizon and Sprint’s CDMA-based data networks are much, much faster than the EDGE technology in the iPhone. It won’t matter much for light email or the occasional map download but want to read the NYT online? It will matter (the iPhone does have wifi, though). AT&T’s prices, while comparable to Verizon’s, are also much steeper than those of Sprint and other smaller players.

4. Consider the limitations of converged devices. Do really want to put all your eggs in one basket like this? Say a much better iPod comes out in 6 months. Now you’re stuck with a $600 iPhone that lacks the cool new screen or video recording or whatever. Or what if cell phones make a leap to faster speed broadband connections — or an iPhone with GPS? Again, you’re stuck. When Motorola’s silly, icky ROKR phone came out with much hype, some sassy bloggers pointed out that the converged device was heavier and less functional than a Razr phone and an iPod nano glued together.

If none of those reach you, by all means, run out and buy one. Then please blog up a storm about how everything works, or doesn’t. The rest of us will be listening.

UPDATE: Apparently, we caught Fake Steve Jobs’ eye. His best line in a short diss:
“The guy is comparing an iPhone, designed in California and built by highly motivated child workers in China, to a car made by lazy socialists in Sweden. Whatever.”


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14 responses to “Don’t rush out for an iPhone (really)”

  1. Jacques Miov Avatar
    Jacques Miov

    “Au contrare” should be “Au contraire”

  2. Ralph Avatar

    I can’t believe you compared an iPhone to a 1994 Saab. Apple has been making small but very complex mobile devices since the Powerbooks debuted in the early 1990s; I am reasonably sure that the iPhone will be solid at launch. I’m a little less sure of AT&T. In any case, “early adopters” are one of the most interesting legacies of the technological era. Let us have our fun (and frustration). And you can keep driving that Saab.

  3. Vincent Avatar
    Vincent

    @ Ralph: every Apple user (should) know(s) that most 1st-gen Apple-hardware has bugs that get ironed out in future generations. Most recent example: the macbook pro, which suffered from overheating and other issues (not that the heating has gone down by much).

  4. Sven Avatar
    Sven

    I bought the iMac CRT, iMac LCD, PowerBook 12″ and my latest is a MacPro Dual Core Intel Xeon I must have missed something since the products have been working excellent. (Isn’t bugs in software and not in hardware?)

  5. Aaron Avatar
    Aaron

    Great idea for trying to get an iPhone yourself by fooling others to wait for the next revision. (wink, wink)

  6. G Webster Wormleigh Avatar
    G Webster Wormleigh

    Way to go, Jacques! Spell checkers don’t work well in French, do they?

  7. Luis Dias Avatar
    Luis Dias

    Bwahahahaa!

    iPhone = Saab!! What a laugh! You’re a comedian, my friend.

    And no, I don’t get your point. ‘Cause there’s no point. I’ve seen so much BS around this phone that I’m starting to believe that all the hype runnin’ around it has only one purpose: to be clicked at. And if one’s got that purpose, nothin’ better than tryin’ to be “anti-geek” “anti-mob” type and bash whatever is in the works. It flames people and it gets a lot of clicks. What really freaks me off is that most of the hype is created by … people like you who is bashing the “hype” of it, thus creating it. Bananas! Apple made an announcement in january and 4 ads. That’s “hype”? Frig me!

    Congrats, you were able to misdirect me here.

    Now, where is my lunch?

  8. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    “I have a plea for gadgetistas everywhere: Please don’t camp out, queue up or generally make a fool of yourself on the evening news in front of an AT&T wireless store next week.”

    Translation: I’m hoping to score one myself, so I’m going to try to convince other people not to buy them before I get down to the AT&T store.

  9. Pierre Avatar
    Pierre

    You know, maybe you should wait until version 19.14…you know, 10 years from now… It will probably be better then. But, wait… you could also wait until the one after that. It will be even better. I guess it doesn’t matter that they have been building this for over 2 years and testing in for around 6 months… You are correct! And, why buy a Saab now? Wait for the flying car….

  10. timoni Avatar

    Having been burned (or at least annoyed) by first-generation Apple products, I understand exactly what you’re saying, and I have no plans to be camping out side the AT&T/Apple store on June 29. On the other hand, I may cave in a few days later when everybody else is excitedly talking about their iPhones and I don’t have one. Gadget envy = strong.

  11. mkioga Avatar

    I think iphone will have many problems, some predicted and some unpredicted. I guess we will just have to leave it to the millions of users to discover all the flaws. I hope apple Inc listens to consumers an offer quick fixes

  12. Taybin Avatar

    All the people criticizing your post are crazy. These are all excellent reasons to not immediately buy an iPhone.

  13. […] The blogger at Gravitational Pull had the nerve to compare the sleek new quasi-smartphone to a 1994 Saab. How’s that for a backhanded […]

  14. fastcompany Avatar
    fastcompany

    Hi — I work for FastCompany.com and I’m doing a short compilation of quotes for an iPhone Backlash story. I was going to use something from this article but did not know who to credit it to- Gravitational Pull isn’t enough. If you are okay with letting me know your name, please email me as soon as possible as I am on deadline. Thanks!

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